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Wedding Humor
It reminds me of the wedding
where the minister asked, “Is there anyone who knows why these two
should not be joined together in wedlock? Speak now or forever hold
your peace.”
One small voice said, “I’d like
to say something.”
The Minister said, “You keep out
of this, you’re the groom.”
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In one country courthouse at
lunchtime, the clerk displayed a sign over the window where couples
applied for their marriage license that said, “Back at 1
o’clock—think it over!”
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The man who says marriage is a
50-50 proposition doesn’t understand women…fractions…or both.
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Some people promise to marry for
better or for worse, but not for good.
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Psychiatrists say that girls
tend to marry men like their fathers. Now we know the reasons
why mothers cry at weddings.
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Sally reminds me of the good
little girl who had been saying, “no” for so long that she almost
messed up her wedding ceremony.
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You might not know how Jack
proposed to Jill. They had been dating for several years. One
night, he took her to a Chinese restaurant. While they were looking
at the menu, he asked her, “How would like your rice—fried or
boiled?”
She looked up at him and said,
“Thrown!”
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They say that courtship is that
period of time during which a girl decides whether or not she can do
any better.
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While they were dating, Jack and
Jill went horseback riding out in the country one day. When they
stopped for a brief rest the two horses rubbed their necks and noses
affectionately. Jack said, “Well, now, that’s what I’d like to
do.” Jill said, “Go ahead. It’s your horse.”
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